Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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