On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
honey bunches of taint.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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