You made me cry and you don't even care
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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