I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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