i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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