gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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