No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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