You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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