so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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