We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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