they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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