did you get engaged???
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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