in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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