BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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