I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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