what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Randomize
