Buhtt sex?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Please don't give away my fajitas
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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