in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
We’re leaving where are you
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