Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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