Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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