I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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