He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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