You're so nebulous sometimes
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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