dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
North Korea, Best Korea!
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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