This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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