Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
