sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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