Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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