what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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