I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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