I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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