i jhust puked up my retainher.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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