But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I don't think brook has ever known best
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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