You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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