so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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