Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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