I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Your penis caused this!
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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