Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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