Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
