so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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