This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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