sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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