Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
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i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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