my vag is so smooth its legendary
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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