the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Found your dick twin last night
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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