I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Randomize
