im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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