Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
