I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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