If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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