just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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