so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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