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found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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