Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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