Already got asked if we're dating
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Come see our sink grown plant.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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